Subconcious: Hoy, you will be having sex on Feb. 22, 2007.
Me: WHAAAAT??? I am? Are you freaking kidding me?
Subconcious: Bobo! You have a play on that day and you're gonna PRETEND to have sex.
Subconcious: Is that all you can say?
Me: Ummm... do I need experience?
Subconcious: I don't know. Stop talking to me. People would think you're crazy.
Me: Weh! You were the one who suddenly started talking. I can't believe my subconcious is stupid.
Yes my dear readers... if you're alive, I'm gonna have a play. Woohoo to productions!